I turn of age

Photo courtesy of Chien Way

You know you're growing old when you:
1. Forget to tell the pet delivery guys that you've moved
2. Start driving on the second lane, most of the time
3. Start feeling sleepy by 9.30pm every night
4. Feel too lazy to go watch a midnight movie with your spouse
5. Sneak off on your birthday so no one will try to find out just how old you are